Roses Are Red T-shirt or Hoodie

Roses are red, snitches don’t last, mind your business… or you might end up on our podcast.

If you know, you know. This Melanin Mysteries exclusive is for the ones who stay out the mix — and for those who need the reminder to do the same. Perfect for true crime lovers, podcast junkies, or anybody who appreciates a little dark humor with their drip.

✨ Details:

• Available as a soft unisex tee or cozy hoodie

• Color options: white or heather grey

• Premium cotton/poly blend for all-day comfort

• Bold, fade-resistant print — because the message needs to last longer than the snitches

• Sizes: S-3XL (true to size)

🔥 Limited Edition Drop — once this run is gone, it’s gone.